this is how i feel today.

Today's word of the day was appropriate too: hebetude.

Metal dullness or sluggishness.

as in:

Earlier on, when we merely democratized fame, we defended the right of any mouth-breather to rise from deserved obscurity on the strength of his God-given hebetude.

-- Florence King, "The misanthrope's corner", National Review, May 18, 1998