here's one from Shannon that makes sense to me

The fact is, the universe has chosen you as the vehicle through which
to experience the uncanny thrill of cutting up cabbage for dinner, the
wonder that is inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide, the
fabulous spectacle of watching your clothes dry at a coin-op
laundromat where the radio is stuck on an E-Z listening station and an
old lady keeps staring at you for no discernible reason. The universe
has demanded that you be you. Ain't no avoidin' it."
-Brad Warner